Once, my ex-girlfriend and I were really a "stuck-Law" party school in place ...? ... The kind that annoys you in the grave ... and she took "exception" to one of my wise-*** remarks, and paid his glass of champagne over the head, which dripped all over the tuxedo rental. ..
For only a microsecond short, I wanted to be a gentleman, refined, and take it in stride with courage, finesse and dignity ...
So I emptied my entire fluted glass of beer on the front of her dress dear ... look smug smile of satisfaction on his face turned instantly into the fury of the age ... wisely and I turned and bolted from the room stunned stuck up law students with its haunts me ...
Fortunately, I escaped his wrath, as she ran across the stage the band tries to cut me off at the outlet and tripped-over microphone stand, he tore off the stage and origin drum-set of collapse ...
Do you think God was watching over me that day?
She took the wrong approach. I would have waited until after the game, give you a strip tease slow, make sure you're ready for a difficult action, as I will give you some difficult steps, and then leave.
Are you honestly scared of a woman? You should not, but yes if you believe that God watches over you that day, then he probably was. Just do not Get Physical.
LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I do not think you guys are reconciled any time soon!
That has really happened there??? At least you have an overactive imagination
Kneel down and thank the Lord!
NOW
Not only do you have a Dodge ball there (more like a barrage of mortar), but the sounds of it you had the chance to go on with your life.
What kind of woman would lose a glass of champagne, especially a free, make a statement about what I am sure was well thought and a witty comment.
The fact that it can not negotiate the simple way of retirement itself, proves only that it is not only wasteful, but probably not very good in bed either. I expect it to fall a lot.
5 will give you 10, it was probably connected with a guy pre-law (shudder) hit me and support it until he graduates. Then he will promptly discharge, she and their children ADD and let them pay their student loans.
So, put back, put your hands behind your head, look towards the ceiling and I think how blessed you are.
And do not waste more beer on women like that.
What a waist of good champagne and beer ... in addition to what inspired you to go to the party just for starters .. seems out of your realm .. do not know if God was watching or if it was kizmit ... Beam me up Tommy Dorsey
Posted on April 26, 2010.
