310 Motoring Shoes

> The man rules
> Finally a guy took the time to write this all along
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> Finally, the guys' side of the story.
> (I confess, it is very good.)
> We always hear "the rules"
> From the female side.
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> Now, here are the rules from the male side.
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> These are our rules!
> Please Note .. These are all numbered "1"
> Express!
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> 1. Men are not mind readers.
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> 1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
> You're a big girl. If he returns, he asked.
> We need it, you need it down.
> You do not hear us complain about letting down.
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> 1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing tides.
> Whether.
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> 1. Crying is blackmail.
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> 1. Ask what you want.
> Let's be clear on this issue:
> Subtle allusions do not work!
> Strong advice does not work!
> Tips obvious does not work!
> Just say it!
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> 1. answers Yes and No are perfectly acceptable to almost all questions.
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> 1. Come see us with a problem only if you want help solving it. This is what we do.
> Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
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> 1. Anything we said six months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
> In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
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> 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
> Do not ask us.
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> 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we mean the other
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> 1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want to do.
> Not both.
> If you already know the best way to do it, do it yourself.
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> 1. Whenever possible, Please say what you have to say during commercials ..
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> 1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.
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> 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
> Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
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> 1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
> We do.
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> 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say nothing, "We will act like all is well.
> We know you are lying, but it is simply not worth the hassle.
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> 1. If you ask a question you do not want an answer to, expect an answer you do not want to hear.
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> 1. When we go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine ... Really.
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> 1. Do not ask us what we think that if you're willing to discuss such topics as baseball or
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Motorsports>
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> 1. You have enough clothes.
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> 1. You have too many shoes.
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> 1. I am in shape. Round is a shape!
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> 1. Thank you for reading this.
> Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
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> But did you know men really do not mind? It's like camping.
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LOL it's funny, I first think na but not as u read on, it's funny, I'm a girl so I do not go through all that now I'm just used to it, but I'm still angry cons where toilets lol!

No, I do not think it's funny. I think some of them is actually quite fair, so it's just that some ... lame.

but I did enjoy reading

Yes, but not funny as in hilarious.

not funny, Do not even try

Do you really know ?????????????????.